Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 4, Episode 5
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Air date February 1, 2004
Written by Larry David
Directed by Bryan Gordon
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The 5 Wood is the fifth episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4. It is the thirty-fifth episode overall.


Larry David finds himself in trouble, as usual, when he steals a golf club from his friend's uncle's casket at the funeral. He is also faced with being kicked out of his country club if he doesn't clean his locker. In order to find a new country club, he and Cheryl David have to pretend to be Republican WASPs in order to get accepted. Larry pretends to enjoy polo and sailing.

Also, David Schwimmer begins working on The Producers with Larry and tells Larry that his father runs the Health-Glo mixed nut company, and Larry feels obligated to complain to David about the small amount of cashew nuts in the mixed nuts bag, and David is deeply offended.